Bad Ass Girlz Blog

I’ve sat in on Molly’s webcam three or four times this week. Yeah, I’m getting a little hooked on watching this blonde scorpio shake her badonkadonk to Hip Hop on her daily webcam extravaganza. Like one guy said, “she’s the blackest white chick I ever seen.” She’s not on tonight though, as one of her friends threw a BBQ & pool party earlier today. So instead of watching Molly jack off to a roaring orgasm, I’m compiling a list of do’s and don’ts in case you’re interested in hooking up with Molly inside We Live Together or VIP Crew. There are plenty of jackasses in her chatroom, but seeing and hearing her cum harder than a jackhammer is worth all the bullshit you’ll be putting up with.

How to score points with Molly:

• Pretend you’re a man in uniform. She loves cops, marines, firemen, sailors, ball players…
• Kiss up to the Atlanta Braves.
• Talk about your favorite Hip Hop bands, like Chamillionare. Don’t be hatin’ Eminem.
• Try a few lines in Spanish (she’s half Cuban). Babble Fish comes in handy. On second thought, it usually screws up everything I type in so use it at your own risk.
• Sign in with a chick’s name, like “Susie.” She loves girls.
• Throw her compliments; she sweetens up the tone of her voice when someone kisses up to her, like “omg, you have gorgeous eyes.” Chicks…

How to shoot yourself in the foot:

• Ask questions she gets asked 100x every week, like “How old are you?” (ignore), “Where do you live?” (South Florida), “What’s your myspace?” (mollywlt i.e. molly we live together) “Do you do anal?” (”no anal” or “I don’t do anal”), “Why does your myspace say you’re 14?” (”because its private”), “What’s your favorite position?” (”doggie”).
• Say “Go Yankees!”
• Ask her how much she gets paid (”it’s none of your business.”)
• Tell her you got a 14 inch dick. She’ll say “I don’t believe you - show me proof.”
• Talk shit about her dog –> Insta boot.
• Talk shit to her, like “you’re the ugliest bitch I’ve ever seen.” –> Another insta boot opportunity.
• Type dumb lines using CAPITAL LETTERS. Don’t attract attention to yourself unless you got some dope one liners up your sleeve.

More Molly Trivia, in no particular order:

• Shes got just one orchaid tat on her lower back.
• She thinks hairy beavers are gross.
• Her favorite sexual position is used to be doggy. Now she says reverse cowgirl. She also likes her hair pulled and her ass slapped.
• Sign: Scorpio.
• She likes her dick thick. “Girth matters more than length.”
• Eye color: green, not blue.
• How she started in porn: She got recruited.
• She won’t ever do a guy on film. Underline EVER.
• VIP Crew: “I love VIP Crew. It’s alot of fun.” Sounds like its her latest gig. Check it out.
• Admission: “Everybody tells me I look like a Cali girl.”
• She’s a lipstick lesbian (i.e. lesbian that’s not butch).
• Her best friend works for the Heat
• 7 inches for her is average (she’s had about 7 guys in her life).
• She hasn’t fucked a guy in years.
• She likes R&B.
• She’d do Jessica Simpson.
• The hottest celeb in her book is Bionce.
• Mya / Mia are her stage names; Molly’s her real name.
• She’s never been to Vegas or Amsterdam.

Here’s a batch of urban lingo thrown around the chat room, that shows you the level of maturity you’re going to run up against:

doofy, chocolate starfish,tea bag, dirty sanchez, pinch a loaf, cleaveland steamer, donkey punch, blumpkin.

Yeah it’s a tough crowd, but if Molly can handle it, I’m sure you can too. Visit her inside VIP Crew.

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