Brooke Skye, Happy 20th Birthday Baby
(This post’s addressed to Brooke, in case one of these days, she figures out how to use Google.)
Yeah, I know its too late to ask, but for the life of me I can’t remember if your bday was May 12 or 21. Not like I’m gonna send you presents or anything (I wanna keep things strictly professional between us, ya know? Plus I’m gearing up to buy myself a GeForce 7800 GTX so I can see what F.E.A.R looks like with decent hardware), but still it annoys me that I can’t remember your damn birthday. I have a feeling it was last Sunday - fuck, let’s just pretend it was. Anyway, happy birthday baby - Love ya. And Dammit, stay young.
Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
Courtesy of Short Birthday Jokes.
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