Adult Blog Linkdrop Review of the Week June 16th
Here’s a few blog entries from fellow adult webmasters unendorsed by me unless stated otherwise. Tell me if you like some of these guys’ posts or if you think they suck.
First, a couple posts from Chop Smith, an old redneck from GG&jim who runs Chops Cash, a generic collection of porn sites that I don’t particularly recommend, but I’ll probably promote them anyway because I like the guy. Anyway, one of his posts is called A Gaggle of Googlisms. He talks about what keywords people are using to find his blog - real intruiging subject … NOT.
His other post is titled He Should Have Known, a story about a friend stuck with a cheating wife - another topic that bores me to tears. It’s not badly written — I don’t write any better — but you could tell its a fictional story he made up just so he could sell one of his paysites. Nothing wrong with good-old capitalism at work; it’s just that the post smells too much like a fake ad, and reading it doesn’t get my dick throbbing or my brain churning. I actually like one of his diary entries where he posts up pics of logs and trees near his house - it makes me feel like I get to see a glimpse of the real Chopsmith. Anyway, moving on…
Walrus posted a few how-to entries (zzzzz). I’m usually not all that interested in sex to begin with (which makes it HARD to find something to jack off to, because 99% of porn bores me). Anyway, he wrote a couple of posts explaining How to Eat Pussy and How to Suck Cock. My complaints here is that 1) his font is too tiny, 2) the post is way too long (though he says he only wrote a part of it), and 3) I don’t need to know how to suck cock. I prefer his Battling Bitches posts.
Last but not least, a few posts by Grandmascrotum. I have her on my RSS aggregator, though she blogs alot about well-hung studs and sexual how-tos which isn’t really my thing. The reasons I still read her blog are 1) she’s an Aussie, which is a big plus in my book, and 2) she knows how to write. Anyhoo, here’s a few posts from Grandmascrotum (she’s no grandma btw, that’s just her nick). Groundskeeper Willie: An Unlikely Sex Symbol talks about the Simpsons, which I never seen, honest to God. Read My Lips: It’s Vulva, Not Vagina is a post about the word Vulva. Ok..I care (lol). Last post from her is Ayla the Prehistoric Porn Star, which has a sexy cover art at the top of the post by Geoff Taylor showing some leather-clad pre-historic chick stranded in the middle of nowhere. Kool stuff.
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June 17th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
[…] If your curious, you can check the Badassgirlz review out. But I gotta tell you, it ain’t nothing special. Just a angry dude spewing nonsense about it being too much to read and the text being too small. I’ve only got a couple comments here. To much to read…ok here’s the Readers Digest version for those who don’t like to read How to Eat Pussy: Put tongue on clit and lick. Sense you said you have no use for the how to suck cock, I wont waste any bodies time. As far as the text size…get some fucking glasses you blind ass motherfucker. The one thing you did get right, my Battlin Bitch site kicks ass. […]
June 20th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
I found it very amusing to read about the google search terms. Interesting what people will look at or search for. and I thought the how to eat pussy was informative.
June 20th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
As the true auther of “He Should Have Known”, I’d like to inform you that you are an insufferable prick and that I find your post about my little story no more interesting than you found mine.
June 20th, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Jloopy, I’m glad you got some mileage out of them. As they say, to each his own.
Useless, I wouldn’t replace my sleeping pills with my post (I’m critiquing font sizes here - how much more exciting can it get?). As for your post, honest to God, write something real man (like what you did with your wife last night). I know its none of my goddamn business, but that’d make a hell of a blog post, I’m sure. As for being an insufferable prick, you lost me on the word “insufferable.”
July 20th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Hey 1/2deck..since i missed the SE chat 2 times in a row..i posted up an entry just for you!!
http://www.choponthelake.com/
my monthly recap on googlisms.. lmao..
July 25th, 2006 at 2:06 am
Doc, it would help if you link to the article! Good thing it was the second post on page two . For those others reading this, the post she’s talking about is Chop’s Sex Terms. But really, its Docholly’s sex terms, isn’t it?